The Emperor on Top, Imperial Concubine Underneath (1)
After Ye Yuxuan left, he suddenly thought of something so he called his old housekeeper.
“Dig up my entire front lawn, and plant flowers there. I want it to be as far and wide as a sea.
After that phone call, he realized that he was wrong. The lawn was clean and neat, so why should he plant flowers.
After thinking about it for a while, he decided to push it to the back of his mind and continue working.
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Bai Weiwei felt a familiar headache, she knew it was the memory information from this new body, but before she had time to digest it, a pot of cold water was splashed right on her face.
“Empress, this servant tripped a second ago, and poured cold water all over Bai Daying’s clothes. I beg Empress for forgiveness.”
“The weather is getting hotter, and the water in the basin is good for Bai Daying’s brain. It will cool down her mind, lest she thinks about things that are impractical all day long. Come, this palace is lacking entertainment, let’s go back.”
The ‘Empress’ smiled coldly, slowly sitting down on her sedan chair, as if Bai Weiwei was just a small bug in her eyes, not even worth looking at.
The servants around her immediately nodded, “We’ll raise the sedan chair and return the Empress to the palace.”
Bai Weiwei was still kneeling as she thought.
Is this mission a battle in the harem?
Just thinking about, the sound of the system rang.
【The mission is to win the love of Sheng Siyu. Target: Sheng Siyu. Occupation: Emperor. Completion: 0. The host has accepted this body’s memories, please work hard!】
She glanced at the memories she got from the system and only lamented about how she had become such a person.
This time, she and her husband didn’t have any hatred for each other. But he couldn’t stand the previous Bai Weiwei’s brain problem.
Her family was not good either, because her stupid father wanted to be a big official, the whole family used every method possible to send Bai Weiwei into the palace.
But this Bai Weiwei might have had her IQ inherited, for her brain was also not good.
Most of the other harem girls who arrived at the same time had advanced to the top because of their family, appearance, or their unique skills.
But this Bai Weiwei had entered the palace for three months, and hadn’t even seen the Emperor’s face.
When she was in a hurry, all of her bad tricks came out.
As soon as she heard the Emperor was going to host a night banquet, she dressed up and smeared some rouge on her face and rushed to the party.
As a result, the Emperor didn’t even look at her, and instead directly let people throw her into the lotus pond in the Imperial Garden.
“Her mind isn’t clear from drinking, so throw her into the pond to sober her up.”
That was what the emperor said.
Although the night banquet broke into a feast, the emperor did not drop her rank.
Because she was already at the ninth rank, which was already one of the lowest levels of concubines, any lower and she would be a bed servent.
The emperor instead ordered her to be confined for a month to reflect. Of course, everyone knew that this Bai was a waste.
And in the palace where survival of the fittest prevails, one’s original master would be stepped on thoroughly if she lost favor.
From time to time, when people met her they would bully her.
When she came to this body, the original owner had already been spotted by a imperial concubine and was punished to kneel for 2 hours and was splashed by a bucket of cold water.
And now was March, right when the peach blossoms started blooming, the temperature was still cold enough to make people shake. With this basin of cold water poured on her, it was estimated that half of her life was going to be stipped from her today..
Bai Weiwei: “Forty-four, do you have a grudge against with me? Why do you make me play a stupid person again?”
System: “I am trying to make it better, you see how you are not cold, I shielded you from the pain, so that you can’t feel cold.”
Bai Weiwei’s mood became better, “You are so good…”
As a result, the words had just finished, when she was shocked. A coldness that seeped to the bones slammed into her starting from the bottom of her feet, almost taking her breath away.
The system said idly, “Oh, the shield failed, host needs to refuel.”
Okay, I know I said two chapters today, but my homework took much longer then I thought (not even done yet. Orz) And I finally experienced first hand why all translators of transmigration novels complain when an ancient arc starts… They are confusing and difficult(last arc took me ~30-40 min to translate, this one took a hour)… Sorry, I will get a double/ extra chapter update when I get some free time, the end of the year is approaching so lots of my classes are uping their homework to squeeze everything in the curriculum in before finals. Orz
the system deserve a beating….
Thanks for the chapter!
True, and thanks for reading!
Here comes the arc with a long list of weird terms. *feelsbad* Jia you piper-san
Don’t worry, I found a list on wiki about the different names for chinese harem members… kinda
So she will have to sleep with the emperor?
It would be best if she didn’t. If the most reliable way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, then the least effective way has got to be through his pants. Doubly so, I’d imagine, if he had an entire harem of beauties offering him that same satisfaction.
Also typo for Piper!
“but before he had time to digest it”>but before she had time to digest it(MC is still a girl this arc)
Thanks for the chapter.
It’s not like I want her to just sleep with him directly but she has to at one time because it’s a harem of the ancient chinese emperor…. is that reasonable?
Well if they didn’t do it on their wedding night, then the chances of it happening after, expectantly with her face, are minimal. But she’s a MC who protects her virginity, so I think she’ll find her way around it. Author can’t give us audience snu snu too early XD
Lol snu snu~
I think snowy used that term, and it was perfect so I picked it up for myself XD
I think lol the word got popular from volare novels, the doom of the cannon fodder…
hmm, I’ve seen that novel around, but haven’t read it. Is it any good?
Very good, gotta read it
i’ll place it on top of my very dusty ‘read later’ pile XD
My read later list has about 50 novels in it and I haven’t start reading new one yet
I haven’t written mine down, so I forget them if not reminded. And I have read so many novel that I have reached the point of everything is cliche, and the slightest unique quality is magnified. I’m also at the stage where I want to read something awesome, but I don’t want to start anything new, nor try and catch up one of the novels on my 80+ google tabs on my phone because it will require me to remember all the books details. So basically, I want to read something good, but don’t want to invest the time and energy…
I don’t know then lol
Well, he’s her husband and the emperor. So if he orders her to warm his bed then on threat of her life she pretty much has to. Being that as it is, it certainly is reasonable, yes. However, resolving all of their sexual tension like that would make holding his attention a lot more difficult. It’s a situation best avoided.
Getting to a man’s heart through his nethers pretty much only works in two scenarios, after all:
1 He’s got so little confidence he instantly settles as he thinks no other woman would ever touch him like that.
2 She went in appealing very VERY specifically to his fetishes, making him unsatisfied with all others as they just can’t satisfy as she can.
So unless our girl finds out the emperors super secret fetish it’s best to treat him like the emperor from 1001 nights who kills every girl he beds.
Amazing analysis, I learned something new about guys XD it is for a very similar I dont plan on giving up my virginity until marriage. If a guy doesn’t enjoy me for me, and just wants my body then I would be able to tell by standing my ground. But I’m also perfectly fine living my life single if I dont find someone with similar interests and views on life. There are many things I want to achieve before I die, I’d rather go alone then be with someone who doesn’t support my wishes 😊
Totally agree, and thanks for the typo!
maybe… Maybe not, she hasn’t yet, so who knows 🤷♀️
The system sure hve grudge to weiwei😂…
Well its a mutual grudge 🤣
😂😂
System, your resentment is showing….. Thanks for the chapter! I can’t believe YYX is just like, “I cried because of this dream, but feelings what are those/??”
I have heart disease! and my mind is bad!
Must punish 00 for our precious MC!
Don’t worry and just focus on ur hw. No worries and thanks for the chapter!
If I don’t set a deadline for myself, I’ll end up updating monthly XD. Its sad how well I know myself, like all the work I didn’t get dont today
*still smiling with tears running down my face*
It’s alright. I feel you so fighting! *pats u in the shoulder while nodding*
*nods along* thank you *as tear slowly rolls down cheek*
Thanks for the chapter ^^ another very nice arc, is she doomed to always need to behave as a low IQ person? hehe
Thanks for reading, and you can answer that question better then I can, you’ve read further ahead then me 🤣
I have been waiting for 2 months to binge reading this! Muahaha here I come arc 2! (ง ˃̶͈̀ᗨ˂̶͈́)۶ʸᵉᵃʰᵎ
Makes me wonder if 004’s entire family was killed by Bai Weiwei in their last life..
Bruh, did the system’s preference change? That overly sadistic move there
Ngl, rereading my own work totally sends me for a loop. I was half way though that end message before I realized I wrote it… Like 2 years ago. Dang time really does pass by fast.