The Zombie King’s Heartthrob Girlfriend (4)
When the car started to get chaotic, Bai Weiwei made a plan.
There were too many people, they were going too slow, even if the second generation Lin Xiao was here, they were faced with a huge calamity.
What second generation, all of it was useless.
Especially when a zombie abruptly jumped onto the roof of the car. A few people were standing near the back door, so when the zombie was pulled down,many people in the car crashed together.
They were yelling and crying, pushing and shoving each other. Several people fell off just like that.
Someone noticed that the number of zombies seemed to be increasing. There were people in other places, but don’t know what they were attracted to, the zombies were chasing after the car.
Unexpectedly, it was a terrible wave of zombies, too many to count.
It was a horrifying scene, enough to scare a timid person to death.
Bai Weiwei asked the system: “Is there anything to use to get rid of the zombies?”
The system immediately got excited, “I have one, I have it! Wei Meng killing agent1, good friend for the end of the world, you can easily kill zombies. A safe bet is precisely the Wei Meng killing agent.”
Bai Weiwei: “Gimme one.”
She didn’t have any more time to think. If the zombies bit her, what attack, she’d be done for.
System: “It’s expensive. You can’t afford it.”
Bai Weiwei despaired, “I’ve done so many tasks, why can’t we save up a bit of life points? Tell me, are you stealing from me? You’ve left me with nothing, ah.”
The system was serious. “How could you have nothing?”
Bai Weiwei: What else did she have? Why didn’t she see it?
The system’s tone was cheerful and cute. “You have me, ah.”
Bai Weiwei: “You’re going to get rid of zombies?”
The system blew her a kiss. “How could I, ah? But I can cheer you on, add oil add oil add oil, come on, oh~, sending you love2.”
Bai Weiwei felt like she was going to cough up blood, this broken system, should she deal with it or not?
This kind of trashy system, it was better not to have it.
And was the system poisoned by love? How could it talk in such a… brain-dead way.
Lin Xiao suddenly grabbed Bai Weiwei’s hand, his face solemn. “Weiwei, don’t be afraid. I won’t let anything happen to you.”
Bai Weiwei had no idea, what kind of weird illusion did this heartthrob effect give Lin Xiao?
Lin Xiao suddenly started speaking in a shy voice. “Weiwei, we’ll get married when we’re safe, okay?”
Bai Weiwei: “…”
Lin Xiao squeezed her hand, “I even thought of a name for our kid, I think it’s better to have two; a boy that looks like me, and a girl that looks like you… Hehe, then when we are seventy and eighty, we will still be together, walking into the sunset, two beautiful people together.”
Bai Weiwei felt chest pain, and she didn’t even have a heart attack.
Suddenly, on the roof of the car, there was a loud noise, and something jumped up.
The car was shaken up, and suddenly skidded. Bai Weiwei just thought that the car was off-balance, and her whole body fell forward.
Lin Xiao grabbed her, and the two of them rolled.
The car seemed to hit something causing a strong collision, and a leading to a lot of people falling out.
The zombies fell upon them.
They started to bite people.
Cruel and terrifying, a heavy smell of blood wafting in the air.
The car also began to slow down, rattled, then stopped.
Everybody screamed, the car stopping meant that they would all die.
Lin Xiao responded quickly and fearlessly. He grabbed Bai Weiwei’s hand, kicked a few people out, jumped out of the car, and ran with all his life.
1: 威猛杀尸剂 lit. bold and powerful killing body agent, but it doesn’t really flow that well. For some reason a few of the translations come out as Viagra (omg), Vermillion, and Vermin.↩
2: 加油加油加油哦比心 – 加油 is jiayou, add oil, it’s basically encouraging, like ‘come on, you can do it!’ It’s the chinese equivalent of “Fight!”; 哦 just indicates the system is like chanting this, which shows its excitement; 比心 is internet slang for making a heart shape with your hands ❤↩
Nigaria’s corner: hey there, remember me? Please say yes otherwise it will be depressing Orz I know it’s been a long time and with the sudden addition of the whole arc 4 I don’t even know when this will see light, you might really have forgotten me by then *sob* there are so many chaps already translated that I thought I better start editing/proofreading them… I love this heartthrob reward, so funny, tho my heart was already throbbing for BWW since long ago hehe^^ I hope the cheesy subtitles would always stay on, tho we would probably cringe too often then…