MGCH Chapter 370

Translator: TheWhiteBook

Proofreader/editor: Cheese 

The Red Second Generation’s Abandoned Former Wife (23)

In the hospital, Bai Weiwei groggily opened her eyes.

“Slagstem, is the reason I can only stay for four months that this body has a problem and is sick?”

The system had a guilty conscience, “Eh, no, no.”

Bai Weiwei only now remembered to ask, “Then, how will I die this plane?”

System: “Eh he he he, this little detail doesn’t matter. Anyway, why did you think about dying?”

Bai Weiwei was silent a moment, “In the end, what happened to me?”

System: “I said you shouldn’t deduct my snacks.”

Bai Weiwei blinked, not salty and not light: “Oh?”

As she waited for the system to confess, the doctor came over, “You’re up. Remember not to let your mood fluctuate too much at the beginning of your pregnancy. It will affect the child.”

Bai Weiwei didn’t understand his words for a while, but she had been seeing doctors for a long time and she was accustomed to dealing with them.

“Okay, I understand.”

The doctor nodded with a kindly smile, “Yeah, the child’s father is outside. First time parents are always really excited and happy.”

Bai Weiwei finally snapped out of it, “Child?”

Doctor: “You are pregnant, a happy first-time mother.”

Pregnant, pregnant, pregnant, pregnant~ Infinite loop.

Happy, happy, happy, happy~ Infinite loop.

Loop~ loop~

Bai Weiwei felt as though she was struck by lightning, as though she was under a nuclear attack, as though she was kicked by a donkey.

She reached for her heart, couldn’t breathe and anxiously looked at the doctor.

Could a virgin get pregnant?

Like the Virgin Mary gave birth to Jesus?

Laid trough mud horse1! Was that possible?

To say she was pregnant with a baby system would be more scientific.

Suddenly the door opened and Su Shian stalled in the doorway.

He looked up and saw Bai Weiwei sitting slumped in the hospital bed. Her eyes were lost, her delicate spine bent under pressure, fragile and distressed.

He walked over and gently placed his hand on Bai Weiwei’s shoulder, unable to hide the joy in his heart.

“Weiwei, we have a child.”

【Ding, the male lead’s favorability is at 30…… 35.】

Bai Weiwei reached for a pillow next to her and shoved it at him.

“This is your child, don’t bother me.”

She couldn’t attend to the target. She was asexually reproducing. She felt like the world was going to collapse.

The system desperately explained, “You’re not pregnant, it’s just the simulator helping you to conceive. I say, this simulator is particularly expensive, it simulates everything about sex. For example, it simulates your behavior to go to bed and then if you do not take any contraceptive pills, it automatically helps you simulate the illusion that you are pregnant, ah.”

Bai Weiwei: “Illusion?”

System: “I say it’s an illusion, but it’s especially realistic. Fertilized egg, ah, embryo, ah, amniotic fluid, ah, uterine changes, the simulator allows you to simulate it all. The doctor can’t see any flaws. Other than you not having a child in your stomach, the rest of your reaction is exactly the same as pregnancy.”

Bai Weiwei: “Will the belly get bigger?”

System: “It will also cause morning sickness, foot cramps, edema fat……”

Bai Weiwei was a mess, “Su Shian did the pillow, why is the pillow not pregnant.”

The system calmly and corrected, “No, he simulated doing you.”

Bai Weiwei’s face was hollow, her eyes soulless.

And her expression was seen by Chen Wenfeng, who walked in later.

Bai Weiwei fled because she didn’t want to give Su Shian a baby.

But now she was pregnant and Su slag, that beast forced her.

It was the first time Chen Wenfeng was so distressed for a woman.

He suddenly walked over, pushed away the fatherly Su Shian. His hand cupping Bai Weiwei’s face, he affectionately said: “Weiwei, this is my child right?”

She didn’t want to go back to Su Shian.

Chen Wenfeng felt that he must help her, even if he had to be a father.

Su Shian’s face changed. He pushed his hand away and stressed, “This is my child.”

Chen Wenfeng complexion didn’t change, “Mine.”

The two men glared at each other and suddenly their fists itched again.

Su Shian sarcastically smirked, “Chen Wenfeng, you fight with me for my wife, and also want to fight with me for my child. if I didn’t know better I would think you were in love with me.”

Chen Wenfeng wasn’t ashamed at all, “Yo, you also knew, ah. I f*cking love you to death. Your death, I love the most.”

The system silently shook the host, “They’re fighting again.”

Bai Weiwei was still tangled, “You said it’s not a real baby, what am I giving birth to?”

System: “The simulator will simulate what comes out, I think.”

Bai Weiwei: “The simulated child comes out. In the end won’t everyone be holding a pillow, saying how cute.”

System: “……”

It remembered Su Shian’s appearance holding the pillow and shaking his butt. Ma, it really was possible, ah.

1: 卧槽泥马=A combination of the previously discussed Laid trough卧槽(wo cao){homophone for fuck me/I’m fucked} and mud grass horse草泥马(cao ni ma){homophone for 肏你妈, meaning fuck your mother}



19 thoughts on “MGCH Chapter 370

  1. >Bai Weiwei: “The simulated child comes out. In the end won’t everyone be holding a pillow, saying how cute.”

    I’m freaking dying over here. The ML might be a horrible slag but this has got to be one of the funniest arcs so far. OMG, virgin pillow pregnancy, complete with simulated pillow baby!!!

  2. I’M DYING LAUGHING HERE OKAY!! PLUS it’s literally 3:00 am here and i’m trying so hard not to wake up my family because of my laughterAND IT’S NOT WORKING! I mean seriously now a pillow baby? As much of a scum the ml is, that’s how funny this arc is!!

  3. Holy shit, I’m dead. Can you die from giggling too much? I think I am, ouch my cheeks n stomach…. (ಡ艸ಡ) Pillow-chan is the true victim here, pillow-chan is the true second female lead

    1. Poor pillow-chan,even her and slag-man’s love child is being stolen by our MC. Waiting for 2nd FL retaliation, pillow fight!

  4. AAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA, But tbh, I love Chen Wenfeng more than Su Shian for BWW in this world. Tell me the truth!, the system probably has errors or bugs, Chen Wenfeng is the real male lead.

  5. hahahahahahhahahahaha omyghad I havent laughed with pure happiness for so long omg, this novel is just, HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH OMAYGHAD, THE AUTHOR IS SO WITTY 😂😂😂

  6. I’m laughing my guts out in the middle of the night. My sis was on the phone with her bf and I just got a pillow on my face. LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  7. Lmaooooo reading this ad midnight is the worst decision ever 🤣🤣🤣
    Why is this arc so funny XD

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