The system felt its heart be pierced until it turned into a sieve.
Once upon a time, it was as rich as an enemy country.
Handsome as a banknote.
Now…because of bad budgeting, it can only eat discounted chocolate.
And it’s height had shrunk.
Woo-hoo, the host was right. It really became shorter and poorer.
It’s no wonder that no beauties had taken a fancy to it.
Bai Weiwei hesitated on eating the chocolate. It was said that people couldn’t eat too much of this stuff.
Or they would be poisoned.
But occasionally one piece is fine.
After eating chocolate, Bai Weiwei felt warm and energetic.
She immediately ignored the objection of the nurse, and rushed into the bathroom to wash herself up and down.
Although several nurses took care of her day and night, and they helped her keep her body clean.
It was not enough for Bai Weiwei. She was the type of woman who takes two hour long baths.
Bai Weiwei: “I have to wash first to prepare myself for attacking, right, Tongzi.”
Tongzi shielded itself, and blocked out the host’s rant.
Bai Weiwei was reinvigorated when she started to get out of the shower. The water flowed from the top of her head down to her toes.
After eating that chocolate.
Her waist and legs no longer hurt.
She was so energized everywhere, she felt like she could carry a bear.
After scrubbing, Bai Weiwei felt that she was finally alive.
She opened the shower door, tucked her wet hair back with her fingers, when suddenly the bathroom door opened.
She was a little slow to turn back.
Her long black hair draped on her smooth, pale back, and her beautiful shoulder blades1 flexed creating a stunning arc.
She squinted, looking through the water droplets on her eyelashes, and in the blur she saw a slender figure standing by the door.
It couldn’t be a caregiver.
Maybe… a man?
Bai Weiwei was surprised, and stretched out her hand to grab the towel next to her.
But before she could dry her eyes, the door was closed.
Bai Weiwei stiffened, looking at the closed door.
If she wasn’t mistaken, was that Ye Yuxuan?
She casually wrapped her body with the bath towel and tied a knot.
Then she desperately shouted, “Tongzi, Tongzi, Ye Yuxuan was here.”
Bai Weiwei: “Do you think I could stimulate Ye Yuxuan if I threw myself on him now?”
System: “He shouldn’t be that hungry and thirsty. You’ve jumped him a few times, hugging might not work again.”
Bai Weiwei was disappointed, “Well, how could life points be so easy to earn?”
She just finished talking to the system.
When the door suddenly opened again, Ye Yuxuan’s breathing was out of rhythm. His eyes were deep and inexplicably hot, and he stared at Bai Weiwei fiercely.
Bai Weiwei stood there blankly, still thinking.
Should she pounce horizontally, or pounce vertically?
Would Ye Yuxuan be shaken?
He closed the door again, but this time he stayed in the bathroom.
Then, while remaining silent, he rushed in front of Bai Weiwei with a senseless ferocity.
He stretched out his hands and held her round shoulders, acting domineering but gentle.
Without waiting for Bai Weiwei to react, he lowered his head and kissed her.
The faint smell of tobacco, the humidity from the bathroom, and his breath intertwined in a tender aggression.
She didn’t need to do anything at all.
Her life value notifications kept rising.
Intense and inexplicable.
【Sixty-six, sixty-seven, sixty-eight…】
Wasn’t he not very thirsty?
Could it be that she was kissing a fake Ye Yuxuan?
Bai Weiwei didn’t dare to move one inch. She feared that if she moved, Ye Yuxuan would snap out of it.
The shower hasn’t been fully turned off yet, and like a light rain, it dampened their bodies.
The water ran through their hair, onto their cheeks, and slid to their tightly fitting lips.
His hand slowly traveled down to her slender waist from her shoulder.
【Seventy-nine, eighty, eighty-three…】
1: 蝴蝶骨 – Chinese call shoulder blades ‘Butterfly bones’ which I find pretty interesting.↩
Piper: I think I got the ending of the last chapter a bit wrong, seems like BWW was just insulting his wealth and height, not his ding-dong. I’ll fix that. Also for all you Christians getting your cross out because this chapter is the devil’s number, a fun fact is that the number 666 is chinese internet slang for ‘Cool’ or ‘smooth’. if you spam 6s in the chat, it will represent something similar to english lololololololololol. And spamming 5s is crying, aka wu wu wu. Chinese text language is pretty interesting, here’s a wiki article on other numbers like this (HERE)