The Empress Regent’s Enchanting Consort (13)
This pug-like appearance1.
Bai Weiwei was still giggling cheerfully: “Love is mutual, ah. I love you, you love me, loving together without end.”
Feng Yunian was so angered by her bold and shameless words that his fingers trembled.
He couldn’t pretend anymore. This lunatic, what did she say?
Feng Yunian pushed Bai Weiwei away, his brows arching up.
“Your Majesty had better treat the wound, ba, instead of teasing me again.”
Bai Weiwei stared at him blankly, her lips pursed. She finally asked hesitantly.
“Are you angry?”
When Feng Yunian saw her acting in this suspicious and ill2 manner, he thought that she was simply putting on an act.
His face was cold. “No, how could I dare.”
Bai Weiwei realized she had gone too far. She could only sulkily turn and instruct someone to call for an imperial physician.
Because she didn’t scoop up any favorability, her entire body was somewhat listless; even her thin shoulders slouched.
A silhouette that perfectly illustrated what it meant to be lonely and pitiful.
Bai Weiwei: “I’ve worked so hard to scrape up points, even giving up face, and yet he still doesn’t like me. Broken system, I’m so sad3.”
The system, who already looked blank, finally responded: “No, do you have epilepsy in this plane4? Don’t even mention OOC; your appearance of chasing after people will overexpose your true nature.”
Bai Weiwei: “True nature? Are you saying I’m deeply loving, and I have a noble and pure temperament?”
System: “I’m saying, how can you follow in the footsteps of a bus pervert and emulate their abnormal, twisted, and violent moral conduct5? Even if it’s your true nature, you can’t show it and scare people, ah.”
Bai Weiwei: “…”
System: “And also that pug-like appearance. It’s just as bad as kneeling, hugging the male lead’s thigh and shouting, “hit me, ba, hit me to death.”
Bai Weiwei: “…”
System: “Ai, this plane’s body is too much. Was her brain lacking?”
Bai Weiwei: “It’s not the first time I’ve been assigned a host that’s higher in status than the male lead. For the moment, I’m happy.”
In the past, she would always be trembling with fear while maintaining her character settings so that she wouldn’t be kacha’d by the male lead.
In this plane, her martial arts were so high-level that she wasn’t afraid of being kacha’d.
Her status was so high she wasn’t afraid of being kacha’d.
Feng Yunian suspected her, hated her, but he could only submit to humiliation, not daring to act.
Bai Weiwei felt that this plane was simply heaven, ah.
If she wanted to OOC, then she could OOC. If she wanted to have fun, then she could have fun.
So for a while… she was a little free.
Feng Yunian turned his face, giving her a slight glance.
His expression didn’t change much, but his brows were slightly furrowed.
Was she in that much pain?
This thought floated up.
He couldn’t help but mock himself. It was simply crazy, caring about what she did.
He looked away before he remembered that the killing intent in his heart had disappeared.
He had been so annoyed by her that he couldn’t bring himself to murder people.
Although his heart was still heavy, he felt better than before.
【Ding. The male lead’s favorability has increased to -15.】
When Bai Weiwei heard that the favorability had risen, her originally wavering thoughts immediately became firm.
“Broken system, Feng Yunian likes this perverted, sexually harassing, pug-like appearance. Look at the favorability going up.”
The system didn’t want to speak with this dog couple6.
Moreover, it wanted to put a mosaic over Bai Weiwei’s face.
When the imperial physician arrived, she immediately stepped up to dress her wound.
But Bai Weiwei suddenly stopped the imperial physician’s movements and handed Feng Yunian a white bandage.
Feng Yunian’s thoughts were deep, and he had a brilliant and bright mind.
Of course, he knew what she meant.
But he put on airs, pretending not to know. “Your Majesty, quickly let your imperial physician wrap up your wound so that it won’t fester.”
The rejection was pronounced.
But Bai Weiwei was just as shameless as before. “Come, ba. You’re pretty and cute, so if you wrap up my wound, it’ll get better quickly.”
1: 哈巴狗: ???? Maybe it’s because pugs are sometimes called ugly?? How could anyone say something so mean? :’( I dare you to say that to this poor dog’s face! Piper: ngl though, pugs do have many health problems, but are still quite cute.↩
2: 病重: severely ill; in this case, he probably means mentally sick?↩
3: 统砸我好桑心: 统砸 seems to be referring to the system? 2nd character in the system (系统) + break/smash (v). 桑心 is a homophone of sadness.↩
4: 羊癫疯: interestingly, the term for epilepsy has the character for sheep in it 羊.↩
5: 电车痴汉: refers to men who sexually harass women in public places. 痴汉 is borrowed from the Japanese word chikan (sexual harassment).↩
6: 狗男女: man and woman in an inappropriate relationship. Could also be referring to a very publicly affectionate couple, like with the term dog food lol.↩